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Kinja'd!!! "ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper" (thedlo)
12/11/2013 at 21:40 • Filed to: intro, S4, Avant

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In keeping with the trends: Me, Daivd, Accountant, who ironically owns the prettiest and inconspicuous money pit out of Deutschland. I have a wheel fetish, and with all the break downs Im practically a Jr Audi tech. Haven't even owned the damned thing a year yet (just a few days shy). My wife hates and loves my car, hates it cause it breaks, loves it cause she can put more stuff in it. I cant help but agree, I love the car to death, but if the good lord took her from me I couldn't be mad. But I would definitely get another Avant....just with a warranty.

Just picked her up from the body shop actually, got pushed into a guard rail. Paint all around.

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Kinja'd!!! 190e30-Now with COSWORTH > ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper
12/11/2013 at 21:14

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Congrats on owning one of my favorite cars ever made. Also, QuattroBros


Kinja'd!!! ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper > 190e30-Now with COSWORTH
12/11/2013 at 21:20

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Haha, you have me beat though, yours is far more rarer. Coupe FTW.


Kinja'd!!! 190e30-Now with COSWORTH > ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper
12/11/2013 at 21:22

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But ain't have no boost. How does that thing drive, by the way. I've been in my share of Audis, but never a B5 S4


Kinja'd!!! ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper > 190e30-Now with COSWORTH
12/11/2013 at 21:38

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LOL I giggle every time. And im only stage 2. dyno'd 300awhp & 355ftlb. Shes a tip, but I have a full 6MT swap on the side (for when autotragic dies). That and a bunch of other stage 3 parts I've been collecting, its a slippery slope.


Kinja'd!!! No Prius Needed > ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper
12/11/2013 at 21:44

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Dem wheels...


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper
12/12/2013 at 11:51

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Love the car.

I see you figured out the "take the entire front off the Audi" method to fixing...everything. Ever.


Kinja'd!!! ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper > Stef Schrader
12/12/2013 at 12:18

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Thanks!

And the story behind that picture: At H2Oi, the thermostat goes, spent all weekend at the rental condo trying to fix it to avoid towing it home. Didn't work out apparently, but thank god for AAA.

Best part about the whole thing was me joking with my Audi brothers the months prior to about how I didn't need to know how to remove the bumper & rad/support because I haven't needed to remove them or have the thing towed. I was humbled that weekend. LMAO now I can fix anything! Before this car the most I ever did was a break job, the Monday after that weekend I did a full timing belt service.

Her sitting pretty at our rental.

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Kinja'd!!! ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper > No Prius Needed
12/12/2013 at 12:19

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Thanks! those are her summer shoes. R8 replicas wrapped in Conti DW rubbers.

this is the winter set up.

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Kinja'd!!! No Prius Needed > ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper
12/12/2013 at 17:00

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Still looks great that's an awesome car.